From what I've seen, humans depend greatly on verbal communication. If so, you'd think my human would be better at it, or at least show more effort. A typical conversation between us is
Me: Give me fish.
Human: (petting me) I love you too!
Me: That reply made no sense.
Human: Yes I do!
Me: Cretin.
I can hardly complain about the petting, but these exchanges suggest two unacceptable possibilities. Either the human I depend on for food is unable to understand me, or he is simply unconcerned with what I'm saying.
When he lectures me for begging, at least, I can grant he's closer to the mark. But it's probably a lucky guess. And where does he get off? If I knew how to conjure snacks I'd leave him alone. Completely.
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